New Delhi: In yet another blow to Samsung Technologies Ltd who have already lost the patent war to Apple, a PIL was been filed today by social activist and MP, Menka Gandhi in the Supreme Court of India against the company claiming that the company is distinguishing between animals and human biengs.
Menka Gandhi said, " This is totally unjust! How can they design any product which is been specifically designed for humans? Are animals different? They also eat, drink, moove and do other things like human. I will fight for the animals. I will shout just like my colleagues have been shouting in the Parliament off lately."
The step seems to have been welcomed by the PETA, An organisation for the rights of animals. Sanddep Dubey, who has been associated with the organisation said," Menka ji has done the correct thing, We support her for the cause. Samsung being an International Brand should restrain from doing anything which can create any unbias attitude towards animals. We will soon be doing a photo-shoot with Sunny Leone for the cause. You can donate for it. WE ACCEPT BLANK CHEQUES TOO."
Even Human too were facing problems due to the said tagline, Ranjan Sahai, A Call Center employee said, "I faced a lot of problems due to this. I had baught an all new Samsung Galaxy SIII which was forcibly been taken by my friend Suraj claiming that I am a pet dog of my GF and the phone is been specifically been designed for Humans."
"Practically we all are animals and all of us have evolved from monkeys in millions of years. Some people still exist who were unable to develop completely and still look like a Monkey, Eg. Andrew Symonds, Ex Aussie cricketer." Said Miss Rachita Rana, a Biology teacher.
Arthur D. Levinson Chairman of the Board, Apple Inc. on the launch of I-Phone 5 said," Unlike our competitors, our phones are designed for all. Samsung had designed product only for humans just to hide their problems with the screen of their phone. They knew that with animals using their phone, The screen will be more susceptible to the scratches. New Iphone5 is is Scratch free and that is why it is bit expensive. "
Mean while Ashok Todi, owner of Lux Cozy (one of India's leading underwear brands) said," It was simply unacceptable! Accha hua Menka filed a case else we were about to file a case! Arre How can they say that their product is designed for humans?? Are our products not designed for humans?? I request them to wear our undergarment once... Even they will say only this is designed for humans, after all humara to aaram ka maamla hai!"
The alien community too was against the new product as Jadoo from Koi Mil gaya was heard crying.
Samsung Mobiles, CEO Shin john-Kyun Said, "Another legal fight!! We are ready to face any one. We have only done justice to mankind by launching yet another phone which has double the features of I-phone and lesser the price. It is designed for humans."
Amir Khan who is brand ambassador of the product in India tweeted, #Shahrukh has no Samsung SIII but I have one! Guess he is what?
We are keeping an eye on the proceedings of the case and will report you on further soon.
-Siddhant Sharma
(Please Note: The Story is entirely fake)
NEW DELHI: The recent developments in CWG Scam has raised many eye brows with the name of Mr. Suresh Kalmadi been omitted by CBI ( Recently known, Congress Bureau of Investigation) in its recent submissions.
The Charge-sheet says, "Sanjay Mohindroo obtained the approval of chairman (OC) on October 24, 2008 for making exorbitant payment of 146,868 pounds to AM Films UK Ltd and in conspiracy with T S Darbari and M Jeychandran fraudulently got the said payment released from CWG OC."
The news as it broke was celebrated by Congress supporters. There were mass rallies all around the country where in jubilant Kalmadi fans went on singing and dancing. Local NSUI group had prepared an all new track for the occasion "Chodo kal ki baatein, Kal ki baat purani, Nayi government me likhenge firse nayi kahani.. wo kalmadi.... wo kalmadi......."
Suresh Kalmadi was really happy and emotional. With tears in his eyes he said " I always believed that I will make it. I will thank my God, congress for giving me support. At one moment I thought its all over, but luckily our CBI did great job." Kalmadi went on to add, " I always hated being left out kid, I remember my days at St. Vincent's High School, Pune, I had my ways of doing things but people called me cheater. I made new rules but people called me loser. But I was over-confident about my ways and I managed to stick on them. Today whole world knows how wonderfully I organised CWG on and off play field. I had been saying since first day that I was not involved in this I was busy in looking after the stadiums." When we asked him that the stadiums too weren't completed on time, he reprimanded, "Now that to was my responsibility?? It had to be done by engineers and construction parties. I was just looking after that no builder starts any illegal construction. And I was successful in it. BITCH PLEASE.
Reacting to the situation PM Manmohan Singh said, "Suresh had done nothing wrong. He only reacted as any prudent person would have had reacted to the situation. Luckily to my surprise there are many prudent people in our party."
Sonia Gandhi in a press conference said,"With India's most busted sorry trusted organisation giving almost a clear chit to Suresh, I think it makes the view clear that our Government is Clinic All Clear. Now if any one says a word against us we will break his Heads and Shoulders."
We happen to meet some one who was silent on the matter so far infact people even snubbed his existence. Its Mr. Ramesh Kalmadi younger brother of Mr. Suresh Kalmadi. He said," Bhaiaa is innocent. He is just suffering from anterograde amnesia wohi jo Ghajini me Aamir ko hua tha. Bhaiaa forget things easily and quickly.We face this problem in house too. I remember how he kept on signing cheques and kept paying people. He was misused for his innocence and childish attitude."
Opposition party leader Miss Sushma Swaraj said," We are not shocked with this, Government has been doing this before and it did it again. We demand PM should resign."
After this Mr A. Raja has filed new petition is Supreme Court asking his inquiry to be done by CBI only.
We contacted CBI Director, Amar Pratap Singh. He said," Please do not take things to be final. This is not the last. We are still working."
And He did meant his words, CBI yesterday filed a new FIR against Mr. Kalmadi. Looks like worries are still not over for Mr. Kalmadi.
We will keep you updated for more.
-Siddhant Sharma
Please Note: The Story is fake entirely.
New Delhi: In yet another blow to Samsung Technologies Ltd who have already lost the patent war to Apple, a PIL was been filed today by social activist and MP, Menka Gandhi in the Supreme Court of India against the company claiming that the company is distinguishing between animals and human biengs.
