Samsung faces protest for designing products specifically for Humans

New Delhi: In yet another blow to Samsung Technologies Ltd who have already lost the patent war to Apple, a PIL was been filed today by social activist and MP, Menka Gandhi in the Supreme Court of India against the company claiming that the company is distinguishing between animals and human biengs.

Menka Gandhi said, " This is totally unjust! How can they design any product which is been specifically designed for humans? Are animals different? They also eat, drink, moove and do other things like human. I will fight for the animals. I will shout just like my colleagues have been shouting in the Parliament off lately." 

The step seems to have been welcomed by the PETA, An organisation for the rights of animals. Sanddep Dubey, who has been associated with the organisation said," Menka ji has done the correct thing, We support her for the cause. Samsung being an International Brand should restrain from doing anything which can create any unbias attitude towards animals. We will soon be doing a photo-shoot with Sunny Leone for the cause. You can donate for it. WE ACCEPT BLANK CHEQUES TOO."

Even Human too were facing problems due to the said tagline, Ranjan Sahai, A Call Center employee said, "I faced a lot of problems due to this. I had baught an all new Samsung Galaxy SIII which was forcibly been taken by my friend Suraj claiming that I am a pet dog of my GF and the phone is been specifically been designed for Humans."

"Practically we all are animals and all of us have evolved from monkeys in millions of years. Some people still exist who were unable to develop completely and still look like a Monkey, Eg. Andrew Symonds, Ex Aussie cricketer." Said Miss Rachita Rana, a Biology teacher.

Arthur D. Levinson Chairman of the Board, Apple Inc. on the launch of I-Phone 5 said," Unlike our competitors, our phones are designed for all. Samsung had designed product only for humans just to hide their problems with the screen of their phone. They knew that with animals using their phone, The screen will be more susceptible to the scratches. New Iphone5 is is Scratch free and that is why it is bit expensive. "

Mean while Ashok Todi, owner of Lux Cozy (one of India's leading underwear brands) said," It was simply unacceptable! Accha hua Menka filed a case else we were about to file a case! Arre How can they say that their product is designed for humans?? Are our products not designed for humans?? I request them to wear our undergarment once... Even they will say only this is designed for humans, after all humara to aaram ka maamla hai!" 

The alien community too was against the new product as Jadoo from Koi Mil gaya was heard crying. 

Samsung Mobiles, CEO Shin john-Kyun Said, "Another legal fight!! We are ready to face any one. We have only done justice to mankind by launching yet another phone which has double the features of I-phone and lesser the price. It is designed for humans." 
Amir Khan who is brand ambassador of the product in India tweeted, #Shahrukh has no Samsung SIII but I have one! Guess he is what?

We are keeping an eye on the proceedings of the case and will report you on further soon. 

-Siddhant Sharma 
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DLF quits as official sponsor of IPL. Will sponsor TV serial Bade Acche Lagte hain

NEW DELHI: The Indian Premier League has lost its title sponsor after real estate giant DLF declined to renew its five-year deal, a company spokesman said on Tuesday.

"We have just stepped off the IPL," said DLF group executive director Rajeev Talwar. He further added, "We have had enough of Cricket and now we want to shift focus on other things."

Reportedly the Real Estate giants are now looking g forward to work with Television industry. Sources from the Balaji Telefilms Limited confirmed that DLF soon will be sponsoring their hit TV show, Bade Acche Lagte hain.
The writing team has been given instructions to make suitable changes in the dialogues of the show. So from now on the female lead, Priya will be heard conversing with the male fat lead Ram like, " Ram kal jab tumne mujhe or humari beti pihu ko apna lia. Wo mere liye meri life ka DLF moment tha."

The changes apparently have not been welcomed neither by the writing team nor by the star cast. Sakshi Tanwar, a.k.a Priya, said," I don't know what should I say!! I have already been alleged to be posing too sexual once while shooting for the show and now with the new set of dialogues my image will go further down and I will be nothing but a laughing-stock." 

Ekta Kapoor was unavailable as she is busy shooting for her next movie whose name, place, actors, directors are still not known. But the movie will star all time flop actor and his brother, Tushar Kapoor. ONCE AGAIN!!

On the other side BCCI today announced that MDH masale will be the official sponsor for the IPL. Rajeev Shukla, President IPL said, " MDH Massale will be the new sponsor of DLF sorry IPL now. I have also whispered the same in the ears of the speaker of Rajya Sabha as a matter of custom."

We came to know that the logo of the IPL too is going to be changed. The new logo will now feature the same Old man as is seen in MDH TVCs. The new logo would be revealed soon, but the sources tell, Old man will be seen holding bat with MDH branding on it! 

Directions for new cricket commentary have also been issued. The new commentaries will be some what like, " This is seriously the MDH masaledaar moment for Virat kohli. What a brilliant way to abuse audiences again. He did it in Australia. He does it here too."

People say that with the growing controversies in the league, the new title sponsors will make it spicier.
Mahashay Dharmpal, owner MDH, said," We will promote cricket and also our products. All the Man of the Match winners will be given an year subscription of our MDH masale. We have few other plans too, but too early to comment on them."

Meanwhile Lalit Modi, Fomer IPL commissioner tweeted,mere bina to sale title sponsor b nh sambhal paye#
With the declining viewership, we just hope that new sponsors bring some good luck for both IPL and Bade Acche Lagte hain.

-Siddhant Sharma
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Har Hath Mein Hoga apna Khud ka (Phone): New Scheme for BPL

NEW DELHI: In what could turn out to be its calling card for the 2014 general elections, the government is finalizing a Rs 7,000 crore scheme to give one mobile phone to every family living below the poverty line.
Sources in the PMO said the scheme—Har Hath Mein hoga apna khud ka (phone)—expected to be announced by PM Manmohan Singh on August 15.

Mr. Kapil Sibbal was the first person from the cabinet to confirm the news, " He said, Yes it is true. We are distributing Lava Mobiles (lambi battery wala phone) to all people who are Below Poverty line." When we asked him about the plans of Government regarding providing basic amenities to people he said " WTF!! We are giving you mobile phone so that you can call just dial and get all what you need!! " Later when some one asked him Sir, but how will people who are BPL be able to access anything in want of money? He replied, " Big deal!! Sell your phone and pay your bills. Government will buy your phones, Dude you press reporters are really sick. Let me go now have to play Rammi with Rahul baba."

Surprisingly Mr. Laalu Prashad whose party RJD (Ragda Jhagda Dal) happens to be part of on going UPA govt. didn't seemed much impressed with scheme and said " Dhatt tere ki! What Sarkarwa is doing wa is bhery shocking...Aree deiva ha e hai to bhains deibo, Give Buffaaalow and Buffallow give milk and Milk pee aa or mauj levaa. "

Opposition Party's senior leader Mr. L.K. Advani updated on his blog, " Govenrment is trying to lure people for votes. We have done the same thing before and lost... LOL. They are so least innovative in their ideas."

When we contacted to PM Manmohan Singh for his comments he was shocked! " Mujhe fir se nahi bataya unhone... Madam ji, Hate you for this." He said with tears in his eyes. One more person was seen sad with coming of the news, Former telecom minister Mr. A Raja. No wonder why!

-Siddhant Sharma
Please Note: The story is entirely false