Government to distribute ENO sachets.

New Delhi: In an attempt to respite general public form the hike in the LPG prices and availability of only six subsidized gas cylinders, Manmohan Singh lead UPA today came up with a new scheme to solve the Gas problem of the aam admi.

Jaipal Reddy, Union Petroleum Minister today in a press conference announced that Government will be giving free ENO sachets to all people who are below poverty line in an attempt to solve their gas related problems. He said, "Yes you see... Gas problem in India too much!! Government doing the help too much.. Now we will give free ENO sachets to all people who are below poverty line."

Manish Tiwari, Congress Spokes person said,"I hope this will prove the fact that our government is really sentimental of the problems faced by the Common man. And now with ENO been distributed all the gas related problems will be solved in 6 seconds and thats really fast. MIND IT."

Experts claim this to be a sole initiative of government trying to avert the commoners from the corruption allegations and luring people for the coming 2014 elections.

Mean while, Opposition is determined to attack government on the step claiming that the new scheme is nothing except a yet another false promise.
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-Siddhant Sharma